I hate Sting and I don’t want him visiting my country

I saw Sting once at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center. It was by far one of the worst experiences of my life. It was so bad that my shlockometer broke halfway during the show. What the fuck was that jazzy version of “Roxanne” all about? How could this be the same man who wrote “So Lonely?” I’ll be sure to stear clear of Ramat-Gan when Sting performs there on June 3rd. Thinking about leaving the country actually.

I have no plans to attend the rumored 50 Cent show, Roger Waters or the Ricky “I’m performing in your country as an apology for wearing a kefiyah” Martin. I’m considering seeing Devendra Banhart in July however.

Where are you Radiohead? We need you!