Zombie attack at Israeli election event!!!

Spent the day at Rabin Square in Tel Aviv. It was horrible. Absolutely horrible. Channel 10 has set up this absurd fish tank stadium and are basically using the elections to promote their channel and the Israeli version of “America’s Next Top Model.” They had life size cardboard cutouts of all the models on display.A few of the models made appearances and their were hordes of people requesting autographs. All of the sudden, out of nowhere, a group of zombies forced themselves through the crowd, demanded autographs and attempted to eat the brains of all who got in their way. It was a bloodbath. I’m lucky I escaped with my life.