Say you love Satan!
Jew hating Christian and self-hating Jewish Satanic youth from Bat Yam (!) burned Mezuzot and Israeli flags because “they hate Jews.”
Following calls from concerned citizens of a flag being torched students, police from the Ayalon subdistrict station arrived to Nachshonim High School on Herzog Street in the seaside city and took six youths into custody.According to police, the youths, who were reportedly between the ages of 12 to 15, claimed during questioning that they were members of a Satanic cult. They told police that during the last three months they had stolen mazuzot from the doorways of apartments in the city and burned them out of their hatred of Jews and the Jewish religion.
Police said the group of youths, from both Jewish and Christian families, said they had burned the prayer scrolls, and also abused animals, in “rituals” performed at an abandoned building on the outskirts of the city.
If it wasn’t for Disengagement this would never have happened. Olmert, Peretz and all of their cronies are responsible for this disgusting anti-Jewish behavior.
Killing Jews unite Palestinians
I’m sure by now you’ve heard that there was a suicide bombing in Eilat (!) this morning.
Despite the current turmoil and infighting between the Palestinian factions, its always comforting to know that when it comes to killing Jews, they find unity.
New "Hero" Hana Gitelman revealed!
Hana Gitelman, the Israeli hero who debuted in the graphic novel adaptions of the NBC show Heroes, has been revealed. Gitelman will be played by Stana Katic. Not Israeli, but hot nonetheless. Her power is lame. She can send emails and instant messengers with her mind. Funny, her power would have been completely useless twenty years ago.
Puff Daddy and Mike Tyson love Israel!
Introducing the “Black Zionists who Love Israel” blog. This bizarre website features black Jews who allegedly support Israel.
Mike Tyson loves Israel!
BZ has learned that Mike Tyson is a very strong supporter of the Jewish State. Born in a heavily Jewish Populated area (Catskills NY) - Mike Tyson has urged his fans to buy Israelie Bonds and to support candidates who are strong supporters of Israel.
So Does Puff Daddy!
BZ has confirmed that this hip hop icon is indeed a choivuv Zion - way to go Puffy D!
As does annoying comedic actor Anthony Anderson (though he was excellent in The Shield)!!! Anderson has pledged to “donate over 80% of his fortune to support jewish israel.”
Amazing! Who would have thought that Israel is even on megastar Anthony Anderson’s radar! And he wants to donate 80 percent of his fortune to support Israel!!! Yet why does the author of this blog refer to P. Diddy as Puff Daddy? That moniker was put to rest a few years ago. This blog is so obviously treiyf to me and I question this blog’s sources. I get the feeling that it’s authored by someone who doesn’t read Entertainment Weekly.
"Zach Braff looks Jewy"
Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence on television focus groups:
We’re all insecure writer types, so when you get your testing results back, it hurts, because all the negative stuff you take as real. All you have to do once is go and watch through the glass and you see people doing things like “Zach Braff looks Jewy.” And then in your head you’re like, “Who gives a flying fuck what that guy in jeans and a short-sleeve shirt and a bolo tie thinks?” It’s just so ridiculous.
Check out more of this revealing interview over at TV Squad. Scrubs is one of my favorite television shows. It’s like watching a live action cartoon. I didn’t realize that there was so much criticism among hardcore fans over the absurdity and wackiness of last season. I absolutely loved it.
Tales of the Golan: Harry vs. The Wild Boar
I couldn’t help but laugh while reading Shmuel’s near splattering of a wild boar on the Golan Heights while driving home from work. It reminded me of one of the funniest experiences of my army service.
We were somewhere in the middle of a military zone on the Golan Heights. Even though our base was only a few kilometers away it was way too expensive (the fuel) to drive the tanks back and forth from the field too our base just for a few days while everyone went home for the weekend, so a few of us were spending Shabbat in the field. The guard duty rotation was two hours on, six hours off. Not that bad considering I once did two hours on, two hours off for three days. Is that even legal? Anyway, It must have been two or three in the morning. I was just finishing a two hour shift guarding the tanks and all of our equipment. My fellow soldiers were sleeping in a large tent, while I stood on top of one of the tanks manning the radio. (Quick aside. I would often tune to the United Nations radio frequency and say “UN out of Palestine” and “Long Live Mao!” for no apparent reason.) Anyway, my shift was up in ten minutes so I had to go wake up Nuriel, who would relieve me. Nuriel, the driver of my tank crew, was a humorous and warm religious Yemenite kid. A bit of a wise ass, but a reliable soldier and a terrific driver. He actually drove while sleeping on more than one occasion. Trust me, that is a very impressive feat. If he didn’t respond to orders because of his slumbering, I would fake that I hurt my hand or something and scream “SHIT” really loud into the radio in order to rouse him. Thanks would be given later during our wind down time after a long day in the form of “Cafe Lavon” or “white coffee.” A delicious spiced hot drink I only had prepared for me by Nuriel and have not heard of or seen since.
So, my shift is ending and I hop down to go wake Nuriel up. I wake him and tells me he’ll be out in ten. I go back to the tanks and suddenly I hear snorting. Snorthing was new to me. I’d heard Jackals before. They are quite loud on the Golan. However, I never quite got used to the cackling of the Jackals. I find it unsettling. Damn Joker.
I shine the spotlight (in Hebrew “projector”) to the source of the sound and see a huge mother fucking wild boar about ten meters away from where I stand. Now, as long as I stay on the tank I’ll be ok. There’s obviously no way it can get to me but Nuriel is on his way out. Should I be concerned? I couldn’t exactly call out his name because I didn’t want to wake everyone else up. I keep my eye on the tent and fruitlessly (and retardedly I might add) attempt to blind the boar with the spotlight. That didn’t work. I figure I’ll just wait for Nuriel to come out. 15 minutes pass, no Nuriel. Must have fallen asleep while putting his shoes on. The damn pig is still running around, mocking me with his snorts.
Now, my options are limited. I can’t run anywhere and I certainly can’t shoot it. I can however, throw stuff at it! The question is, what do I throw? Bullets of course! I start with the standard 5.56 mm, and quickly go through almost an entire magazine and hit him only twice. The bastard shrugged off the bullets as if someone was throwing them at him. I upgraded to the 7.62 mm from one of the MAG machine guns, but those too weren’t affective enough. Nuriel finally emerges about an hour after he was supposed to, sees the boar, screams some obscenity in Arabic slang and runs back into the tent. I then grab the carrot sized 50 caliber bullets from the mounted M2 Browning machine gun and throw them with a hell of a lot of force at the Boar. Good thing that that did the trick. I wasn’t prepared to lob a tank shell at it. One big squeal and the non-kosher beast ran. Right towards the tent where everyone was sleeping. Luckily, he took a quick left and ran into the darkness. I waited a few minutes to be sure he was gone and finally jumped down and headed towards the tent. Nuriel of course had gone back to bed. I woke him by kicking his cot, then affectionately cursed at him, told him the pig was gone and I set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. so I had enough time to clean up all those damn bullets.
Urban Outfitters market "anti-war" kafiyah
Urban Outfitters, a clothing retailer who consistently rips off independent t-shirt designers, has gone a bit too far on this one. They are marketing kafiyahs as a “Anti-War Woven Scarf.” To say that this is vile, completely wrong and offensive would be an understatement.
Kiss a Jew hating dictator, get a divorce
Ynet reports that Neturei Karta cult member Moshe Aryeh Friedman returned from his whirlwind tour of Iran to find that his wife has left him.Friedman was upfront with his infidelity. He told Ha’aretz:
The president first recognized me at the conference in Tehran and he was especially friendly. There may be only one picture in which we are photographed kissing, but in fact we kissed 20 or 30 times.”
Big difference between 20 and 30 kisses, but I guess I can understand how he could get caught up in all of the passion. Was is the fact that he was cohorting with neo-Nazis or was she simply just jealous of the level of attention given to Ahmadinejad that led to her losing faith in their marriage?
Bring back the wild chickpea!
I think I’ve found the solution to all of Israel’s problems. It lies within the hummus. Dr. Zohar Kerem of the Institute of Biochemistry, Food Science and Nutrition at Hebrew University has conducted a study of wild chickpeas and has found that these chickpeas, as opposed to the ones we consume today are super awesome, have amazing properties and directly contributed to the rise of civilization in Mesopotamia.
Kerem and colleagues collected wild chickpeas (Cicer reticulatum) and compared their nutritional value with that of cultivated varieties. Wild chickpeas are rare and difficult to cultivate, so there must have been a good reason why our ancestors persevered with growing them around 11,000 years ago.That reason, says Kerem, is the amino acid tryptophan - a precursor of the neurotransmitter serotonin. Increased amounts in the diet may improve performance when under stress. Tryptophan also promotes ovulation, an advantage during a time of human expansion. Cultivated chickpeas had over 3 times as much tryptophan as their wild cousins (Journal of Archaeological Science, in press).
Perhaps a solution to the demographic problem? (link)
Olmert gets googlebombed
Oh, you crazy Israelis. How you shock me with your creativity and originality. Taking a page from google bombs in the past such as this one and this one, an Israeli blogger initiated a google bomb against Prime Minister Ehud Olmert. If you type in “כשלון חרוץ” (Complete Failure) in Google’s Israel portal you are directed to the Prime Ministers Office. See for yourself here.
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