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I stood up and saluted the highest ranking officer in Israel.

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"Harry Rubenstein" I answered with an intentionally strong accent.

"Ah a new immigrant. Where are you from Harry?" said Mofaz.

"Port Jefferson, New York"

"When did you come to Israel?"

"About eight months ago"

"How are you finding the army?"

"It's difficult, but it's going OK."

"How old are you?"

"23"

Did you go to college.

Order Dexamethasone online no prescription, "Yes, I studied at SUNY Albany."

"What did you study?"

"History."

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"Middle Eastern."

"What do your parents do?"

"My father teaches Physics and mother helps people with speaking problems." (I didn't know how to say "Speech Therapist.)

"Are they happy with your decision?"

"Yes, they are very proud."

"How did you end up in tanks?"

"I read Avigdor Kahalani's book OZ 77 and wanted to be part of a unit with such a big history. Kahalani is a hero."

"Yes, he is a hero."

"Are you a lone soldier?"

"Yes"

"Where do you live?"

"Jerusalem"

"Do you receive invitations to any of the guys for Shabbat?"

"Yes, but I never go. I see them enough during the week, I like quiet on Shabbat."

"Me too," Mofaz says laughing.

Now there were other questions as well. We went back and forth for a good ten minutes or so. He was really into me for some reason and I just wanted it to end, order Dexamethasone online no prescription. Finally I heard the words that brought me relief.

"Good luck Harry" the Chief of Staff said effectively ending the conversation.

"Thank you. Good luck to you too in your new job" I said, not believing I just said GOOD LUCK IN YOUR NEW JOB to the fucking chief of staff of the army.

Order Dexamethasone online no prescription, And with that I saluted and sat down relieved that the most high pressure conversation of military career was over. Mofaz and his entourage left and and all the hoopla died down. Many of my fellow soldiers came up to me and gave me praise and a few pats on the back, with a few telling me that I represented the unit with respect.

Now, we were still in training so at this point our Platoon commander has not spoken to anyone of us on an individual basis. He only addressed us as a group. He was totally intimidating and I avoided him at all costs. Interaction with him was just plain uncomfortable and unnecessary. He was one bad dude.

As I chatted with my friend Shachar, my Platoon commander barrels our way at top speed and stops short a few inches from my face, cracks a big smile and says, "Harry, is there anything else you'd like to share with the Chief of Staff?".

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