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What I’ve Been Up To Lately
- @AviHein My lesson of the day is to be as close as possible to a bathroom after eat 1/2 kilo of dried apricots. in reply to AviHein 20 mins ago
- Preparing a batch of pickled watermelon rinds in anticipation of @TheJewishDream & @david_wolkin's vista next month. 1 hr ago
- RT @Jerusalem: Great review of Shuk Bites! http://t.co/3qVN3nq1 Get your ticket here: http://t.co/pi6lNr5b #machaneyehuda #jerusalem 3 hrs ago
- More updates...
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06/22/06
Overheard in a Modi’in Cafe….
So I’m sitting at a nice little cafe with my friend Frankie watching the US-Ghana World Cup match. This guy comes in, sits at the bar, takes a look at the screen and says, “Which team is Ghana?”
05/23/06
Israel’s Reefer Madness
Hide your children! Devil weed is coming! Hydroponic marijuana use is on the rise (just for the rich) and according to the police will result in an increase of crime. You see, this weed is so good that people will stop at nothing to get it – including violence! The police are labeling it “death [...]
05/22/06
God bless the internet for this gem of Israeli history
It was a cold day back in 1984, but that didn’t stop Michael ‘Boogaloo Shrimp’ Chambers and Adolfo ‘Shabba-Doo’ Quinones from popping, locking, whacking, breaking in Israel to promote the movie Breakin’ (saw it in the theater thank you you very much!) Back in the fifth grade we used to tear out the good old [...]
05/02/06
Bad Connection
Last year, on this day, I shared this story with you. Just wanted to let you know that the marriage didn’t last. Perhaps it has something to do with them celebrating the engagement on Memorial Day. In any case, I didn’t feel very connected to the holiday this year. Not really sure why. I didn’t [...]
03/19/06
Support Israeli poultry!
No need to get hysterical. So what if the now Israel-based avian flu resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of poultry in the south of the country? Why should I fret that a few cases were also reported at Kibbutz Nachshon, less than twenty miles away from my humble abode? No need to [...]
11/28/05
Coexistence in Tel Aviv
The most remarkable thing about the club is undoubtedly the mix of people that frequent its premises. Bisexual, homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, and transsexuals from Jewish orthodox, Jewish secular, Arab Israeli or foreign backgrounds all mixing and mingling without hesitation. Nothing like the mutual interest of whips and chains, spanking and humiliation to bring people together. [...]
05/10/05
Memorial Day
On Memorial Day in Israel, we not only remember our fallen but also victims of terror. The radio plays sad songs and the television plays home video after home video of soldiers who have fallen in battle. It’s gut wrenching to watch. It’s an intense and somber day and even those of us who haven’t [...]
03/13/05
Aftermath
Well, today was the day that I had to deal with the car. First thing I needed to do was to get a police report. As soon as the incident happened on Thursday night, I immediately called the police and they told me to report it to the police at the roadblock. The policewoman took [...]
03/11/05
Motherf*cking Palestinian kids stoned me
About 30 minutes ago I was stoned by Palestinian mini-terrorists while driving home from band practice on the Jerusalem-Modi’in highway, Road 443. Thankfully I am fine, not that shaken up, but rather angry. Angry at myself for trusting that these incidents were behind us. And angry that I didn’t have a gun on me. I [...]