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Bang bang bang bang bang

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We moved out of Jerusalem because we couldn’t breathe, the streets were disgusting, it was noisy and it stressed us out to no end. Needless to say I was kind perturbed to read this story in Ha’aretz that says the air quality in my town of Modi’in is now worse that Jerusalem and Tel Aviv. [...]

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How do you say colonic in Hebrew?

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Jewish colonics for everyone!

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Cheney’s dumb comment

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Cheney’s comment in tonight’s debate that the demise of Saddam is a factor in the lower number of terrorist attacks in Israel is utter bullshit (because he claims, families of suicide bombers are no longer receiving cash incentives). Palestinian terrorists don’t attack Israelis for financial gain. They attack Israelis because they want to destroy our [...]

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Inside look at Madonna’s Kabbalah dinner

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So I lied. My previous post is not actually my last post about Madonna. This probably isn’t either. I wasn’t planning on mentioning her again but when the opportunity arose for an insider view of Kabbalah conference’s gala dinner I couldn’t resist. I’m glad I didn’t. It’s golden. The writer will remain anonymous for fear [...]

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The Jamm turning Jerusalem youth onto Jesus?

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Jesus Christ.   So it appears that Messianic Jews run a club called The Jamm at the Russian Compound. They host concerts that attract what they call “non-believers.”   I first heard of this joint several months ago when Yidcore came to Israel for a series of concerts. I hadn’t been to the Russian Compound [...]

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Chickencide

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Talk about insensitivity. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have launched a new campaign comparing the treatment and slaughter of animals to the victims of the Holocaust. It can be found at masskilling.com By pulling quotes from Nobel Laureate Isaac Bashevis Singer and by mentioning that the chairman of the campaign is the [...]

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Can Israeli students really be that dumb?

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According to a survey held in a Jerusalem high school, three out of four Israeli children couldn’t identify the composer of the national anthem, Hatikva. The most popular guess was Tzvika Pik, an Israeli songwriter and super-cheeseball. His latest great accomplishment was writing “Diva” for Israeli transvestite singer Dana International, which won the Eurovision cheese [...]

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What happened last night?

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Did anyone else in Israel see the flares in the sky last night around 11:00 pm? It looked as though they were over Bethlehem but one can never tell exactly. There was also a abnormally large group of Border Police in my community as well. It’s located right on the Green Line so there is [...]

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Who’s afraid of smallpox?

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Well I am for one. I’ll be among the 20 percent of the population who will not be eligible to receive the vaccination. It kind of sucks. I wish I didn’t read that damn book on small pox. It’s a frightening disease and I think the less anyone knows about it the better off they [...]

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