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The bubble bullshit

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The detachment I was having from the war a few weeks back has completely vanished. With friends from the north staying in shelters and/or leaving their abodes for missile-free zones and a growing group of friends and acquaintances now currently defending our homeland from those intent on destroying us, that not so much of a [...]

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Help the children. Seriously, they need your help.

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The Jewish Agency for Israel has started a “Moving Our Children to Safety” campaign to bring children from Israel’s northern communities to summer camps further south where they won’t have to spend their days and nights in bomb shelters. While giving pizza to soldiers is a noble cause, this is a chance to make a [...]

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Saudi refuses to play Israeli in the “Electronic Sports World Cup”

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Talk about bad sportsmanship. Twenty-one-year-old Saudi, Badr Hakeem aka “Arabian Joker“, last years Electronic Sports World Cup champion, refused to play an Israeli player Eli Cohen aka “Snowman.” Hakeem seems to be getting his ass kicked anyway so it’s fairly convienent that he forfeited the match and now can blame his loss on the “Zionist [...]

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We don’t need no Roger Waters…

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Roger Waters made a stop to the security barrier and spray painted “No Thought Control” on a section of the barrier that is actually a wall (less than 10 percent is actually a wall) near Bethlehem. “No Thought Control”? Pretty damn cheesy if you ask me. And absurd. Considering that Israel has a free press [...]

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Aftermath

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Well, today was the day that I had to deal with the car. First thing I needed to do was to get a police report. As soon as the incident happened on Thursday night, I immediately called the police and they told me to report it to the police at the roadblock. The policewoman took [...]

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Motherf*cking Palestinian kids stoned me

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About 30 minutes ago I was stoned by Palestinian mini-terrorists while driving home from band practice on the Jerusalem-Modi’in highway, Road 443. Thankfully I am fine, not that shaken up, but rather angry. Angry at myself for trusting that these incidents were behind us. And angry that I didn’t have a gun on me. I [...]

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Shalom Asshole

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Israel’s Channel 2 just reported that Radio Monte Carlo broadcast that Yasser Arafat has died. Burn in hell motherf*cker. UPDATE: Luxembourg Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker says PA Chairman Arafat died 15 minutes ago UPDATE: A spokesman from the hospital has denied that Arafat is dead! He says that Arafat’s condition is “complex.” UPDATE: Dave of [...]

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Hamas hypocrisy (guest blogger)

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The head of the Hamas military wing in Hebron surrendered to IDF troops this morning when soldiers surrounded his house. Imad Kawasma is suspected of dispatching the two suicide bombers who blew themselves up on buses in Beer Sheva on August 31 in which 16 people were killed and about 100 wounded. So let me [...]

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Cheney’s dumb comment

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Cheney’s comment in tonight’s debate that the demise of Saddam is a factor in the lower number of terrorist attacks in Israel is utter bullshit (because he claims, families of suicide bombers are no longer receiving cash incentives). Palestinian terrorists don’t attack Israelis for financial gain. They attack Israelis because they want to destroy our [...]

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When the Sopranos met Bowie

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What a bizarre evening. The wife and I went to Tel Aviv to meet some friends visiting from New York for dinner. After a kick ass dinner of grilled meat and 3,000 salads in Jaffa we went to Brasserie M&R at Rabin Square for some coffee and dessert. Shortly after we arrived I noticed about [...]

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