Browsing all 39 posts in wtf?.
07/02/06
Talk about bad sportsmanship. Twenty-one-year-old Saudi, Badr Hakeem aka “Arabian Joker“, last years Electronic Sports World Cup champion, refused to play an Israeli player Eli Cohen aka “Snowman.” Hakeem seems to be getting his ass kicked anyway so it’s fairly convienent that he forfeited the match and now can blame his loss on the “Zionist [...]
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06/22/06
So I’m sitting at a nice little cafe with my friend Frankie watching the US-Ghana World Cup match. This guy comes in, sits at the bar, takes a look at the screen and says, “Which team is Ghana?”
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06/22/06
Roger Waters made a stop to the security barrier and spray painted “No Thought Control” on a section of the barrier that is actually a wall (less than 10 percent is actually a wall) near Bethlehem. “No Thought Control”? Pretty damn cheesy if you ask me. And absurd. Considering that Israel has a free press [...]
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05/23/06
Hide your children! Devil weed is coming! Hydroponic marijuana use is on the rise (just for the rich) and according to the police will result in an increase of crime. You see, this weed is so good that people will stop at nothing to get it – including violence! The police are labeling it “death [...]
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05/22/06
It was a cold day back in 1984, but that didn’t stop Michael ‘Boogaloo Shrimp’ Chambers and Adolfo ‘Shabba-Doo’ Quinones from popping, locking, whacking, breaking in Israel to promote the movie Breakin’ (saw it in the theater thank you you very much!) Back in the fifth grade we used to tear out the good old [...]
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05/15/06
YNET (Hebrew) is reporting that Matisyahu is opening up for Sting when he pollutes our air with his cliched drivel and bad versions of kick ass Police songs later this summer. Bad reggae for all! Perhaps a collaboration in the works? A ghetto inspired version of Desert Rose? And by ghetto I mean that in [...]
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03/19/06
No need to get hysterical. So what if the now Israel-based avian flu resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of poultry in the south of the country? Why should I fret that a few cases were also reported at Kibbutz Nachshon, less than twenty miles away from my humble abode? No need to [...]
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02/06/06
Went to Mike’s Place in J-town last night for a little party for two friends who are headed out to a 4 month jaunt to “the east.” Mike’s Place is now in it’s fourth location and is now located where Jerusalem’s worst dive, The Arizona, was once located. It doesn’t really matter where Mike’s Place [...]
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01/06/06
Aussie Dave of Israellycool requested that I let everyone know that the Jewish/Israel blog awards are canceled and that he has no longer the desire to blog. That’s why his website is down. Joking. He doesn’t know why his site is down but until it goes back up he’s blogging at his podcast site which [...]
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12/19/05
I guess we can categorize this entry in the “What the fuck?” category. Leave to Ynet to report on yet another classy story. “I want to be like big people,”announced six-year-old Omri, resting at the bar of the Laser Club in Tel Aviv. “Adults go to dance at nightclubs and now I do, too. It’s [...]
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